huge news if you live in Margate or the Kent area. Just massive. Hope everyone’s ok and not too overwhelmed by it all. Tickets here: dice.fm/event/k7klq-ch…

My Bristol preview is happening in 1.5 hours if that’s something you’re interested in (the preview, not hours) (although ofc all units of time are welcome to come along) theroomabove.com/stevie-martin-…

who among us HASNT worked at The Colour Shop

why does mr clumsy have messy hair what does that have to do with clums

I’ll be doing this brilliantly stupid show on April 23. Must have seen it a million times and it never misses. Come have a laugh for gods sake: angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/a…

there are no words to describe the fact that I’m doing a preview on Monday 2Northdown at 7pm other than: im doing a preview on Monday 2Northdown at 7pm: tickettext.co.uk/3yQ6cxMjul

just drank a hot chocolate and was blowing on it before each sip so quickly that I hyperventilated and nearly passed out ❤️

booked an appointment with a hairdresser and they replied but I couldn’t find the message anywhere because it was via Google maps. this is getting out of hand

LONDON DATES ADDED!

Back at Soho Theatre❤️

All Tour dates are on sale NOW!🎉

BilalZafarComedy.com/gigs

Running the London marathon? Or any marathon? Feel so much better by hearing how Tessa Coates ran two, one with barely any training and another with literally no training. Not advisable, sure, but YOU CAN TOTALLY DO IT apple.co/49JoBjj

I pushed through and it is very much worth it, if I put anyone off. VERY much worth it

Still a few tickets left for this next week. Purchase here if you like laughing til you wee: angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/a…

Much excellence headed to Exeter at the start of June, go see e.g. @amyfmatthews, Bec Hill, Ben Moor & Joanna Neary 💙, Gavin Osborn, Joe Mayo, Josie Long manifesting the baby sleeping through, lucypea👂🏻🚶🏻‍♂️, Lulu Popplewell, Mary O’Connell, Mike Wozniak, Spencer Jones, and Stevie Martin...
🎟️exetercomedyfestival.com

Margot Robbie Excited to Announce She'll Be Producing the Live-Action 'Shitty Art Kit' Movie: ow.ly/H2L750ReAuH