I don't really believe the Hanukah miracle that the oil lasted for eight days, because guys are always lying about how it lasted longer than it really did.

A dead giveaway that someone comes from generational wealth is if their favorite season is winter.

The winner of last night's GOP debate was anyone who didn't find out until this morning that there was another debate.

Can't wait until I start losing comedy club weekends to George Santos.

George Santos is so awful that he got Congress to agree on something.

Yesterday the world lost a good man. And also Henry Kissinger.

Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize, in case any of my writing and acting friends needed a reminder that awards mean nothing.

He repeatedly yelled, 'It's not a small world, it's just a cold world!'

Let's acknowledge the forgotten heroes of the day after Thanksgiving: America's toilets

At least one thing all American Jewish families can agree on is what we're fighting about this year on Thanksgiving.

Israel and Hamas are on the verge of reaching a five day pause in fighting. Many families getting ready for Thanksgiving will be taking notes.

Killers of the Flower Moon is breaking records by being the first movie adaptation that's longer than the book.

Scientists have discovered the oldest black hole yet. The major breakthrough came when I finally told them about your mom.

Even the sea lion was like, nah Mayor Eric Adams was wrong, I'm gonna stay home

I’m good-looking*

Ron Desantis was involved in a car crash. Apparently it was a welcome break from his campaign's ongoing train wreck.

A mezuzah is a piece of parchment that Jewish people put on our doorways to protect us and to let the Jehovah's Witnesses know to not even bother.

Benjamin Netanyahu most likely suffered a heart attack, but told everyone he was hospitalized for dehydration. Wouldn't be the first time the Israeli government tried to downplay an attack.

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