This dunk contest has more gimmicks than a Leff in Laguna Smackoff call.

When Romes family asks him to eat dinner somewhere besides Javier’s

When Mark in Hollywood’s parents ask him how his acting career is going.

Me whenever Rome announces my place in the Smackoff and I didn’t win.

The BIC when you tell him you don’t flush the poop wipes

Browning > Mahomes

Beathard > Lawrence

Jake Browning > Jon Kitna

Bob Costas orgasmed during all four home runs

When you took the over on every single Jets pass completions prop bet

That hit Rodgers just took was a pretty Hard Knock.

When they make you putt out from inside 2 feet.

When Rome gives the Smackoff to the guy with the best gimmick

Accurate af

Gonna need a ruling from rex

I demand satisfaction. Jim Rome

Never underestimate the importance of fat strength in Little League baseball.

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