Ladies and gentlemen, my friend Corey Ryan Forrester First of His Name is one of the funniest comedians and satirists I have ever seen and I have seen the legends.

I don’t remember exactly what was going on in Texas at the time I made this, but here’s me playing a character called John Jacob Johnson Jr who Gregg Abbott hired to round up democrats for some reason lol

Bro I 💯 % read this as Johnny Manziel was dating JOSE Canseco and I was unbelievably hype

What a damn let down

Rantin Bout Fast Food Burger Nostalgia (and Panic Attacks!) open.substack.com/pub/coreyryanf…

If you get a chance to see THE ALGO at a film fest, do it! (I obviously learned nothing, because here I am on Twitter)

Really wish I could have been there!

So honored that Jeff trusted me with this roll…. My first time as the LEAD in a film!

Big thanks to the cast and crew for making it awesome!

Thanks to compassionate shelters, my rescue dogs found their forever home. Every day, rescues get a new beginning because of the incredible shelters. This #AdoptARescue Pet Day, let’s honor those who provide these 2nd chances. Tag a shelter the deserves recognition #AdoptDontShop

Ketchup and Slaw

Probably.

Rather silly indeed!

Buy My Mom’s Car

We are LIVE with REBEL and Corey Ryan Forrester First of His Name together for #RebelsHappyHour on AdFreeShows.com. This is awesome!
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See yall there, Top Guys!

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Having a blast with my buddy REBEL on our weekend retreat!

Showing her my neck of the woods! Skeeeww!

TRAGIC
5 years ago today, Thanos, a single father of two, was murdered while making soup in his kitchen following a home invasion.

He had spent the morning gardening after a daily sunrise meditation.

He was then decapitated by ruthless thugs who remain at large to this day.

“My wife told me yoga comes from India. Not on my watch.”🤦‍♀️😂

GAYS!!! I found the bop of the summer. Corey get this streaming now!!! Pride is right around the corner. Git r’done ASAP

'Vote for me - I'll suck a cop's d*ck' 🤣🤣

Every phone company commercial is like “we will suck you raw when you come in AND give you a new phone on the house!”

Then you get there and they are like “you will need to give us a lot of money”