Durham! KIDS! We're bringing #familyfriendly stand-up and top-level silliness to Gala Durham on Wednesday 29th May: join us to see Eleanor Morton ($8), Lee Kyle: Full stand up special on YT - Disco Twix and See Silky Run!

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It's so nice to see so many Scottish guys with 'Morton fan' in their bios, very flattered guys.

pedantic q for Scots with better grammar than me; do you capitalise West Coast? I feel like its the name of a specific region so it should be? Help?

Dawn Leslie Prof Joanna Kopaczyk Oor Vyce Scottish Book Trust michael dempster - cyberscots ᛞᚩᛗ Now JOHN NICOLSON M.P. 🇵🇸 🇺🇦;

These languages didn’t go into decline by accident. There was an effort to stamp them out. My granny was belted for speaking Gaelic.

In my case, I had red lines put through my writing at school if I used Scots words.

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If you ever needed a reason on why to support #ScottishIndependence then it’s the language of the Prime Minister as he attacks people in our nation for their civic beliefs.

This week, we’ve got Tom Bell Jeremy Bent KB🪞 @CrushedbyMCs Kieran Hodgson Rosie Holt Athena Kugblenu Sarah L Morgan Jordan Morris Eleanor Morton ($8) Joz Norris Marjolein Robertson and Richard Vranch!

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RIP Stu Who

Children ‘piled up and shot’: new details emerge of ethnic cleansing in Darfur theguardian.com/world/article/…

Please boycott Eurovision tonight. Recreate it controversy- free at home by inviting over all your queer friends for Lidl snack food and Mama Mia!

What a big dirty rat

Can I get a succinct update on the James Somerton drama from a fellow nerd please

'I'm being asked to vote for someone who thinks there's something wrong with me, not because of any views I hold but simply because of who I am. I will not do that.'

Greens MSP Ross Greer sets out why his party opposes the appointment of Kate Forbes as deputy first minister.

I have not sanctioned these performances and any members of Morton Burke and Fry found entertaining audiences independently from the group will be severely punished

Lahndan, me and Seán Burke are doing some wips in July, check em out if you're too cowardly to venture North this august
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This photo sums up mine and Eleanor Morton ($8)’s friendship 💙

Sooon

Unfortunately a bear was not available.

I love it more than the Fringe hands down

Macklemore has always gone harder than people expected or knew.