This is the car equivalent of what Taika Waititi wore to the Met Gala.

What's the *purpose* of ultra-processing? Corporate gain. The crux of the issue succinctly stated by Chris van Tulleken 🏳️‍🌈 (from the new paperback, which you should all buy immediately)

Drag my 25 year old teenage body from my bed at 8:57am, open laptop and tell colleagues about mental dreams over Teams message. Make cup of tea. Panic about all the things. Forget about cup of tea and make new one. Write 2500 words. Have lunch.

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If you're ever in Falmouth (which you should be - it's great) you should go to Trago, obviously. For the culture. But then you should eat here.

Business ring.

Excellent party last Thursday at the annual Fortnum & Mason awards. Brilliantly, Melek Erdal won the cookery writer of the year category for her fab work in Vittles, and my own night was made by meeting my food heroes Chris van Tulleken 🏳️‍🌈 and Bee Wilson. 2 day hang worth it.

To celebrate the end of Star Wars Day, here’s the greatest description of it ever by a non-fan.
Take it away, Malcolm

At the end of my first ever two day hangover and also suffering from other expensive drinking consequences* but at least I'm back in Scotland where the water tastes good. Will do proper tweeting about food stuff later cos I did have a great time at F&M, obvs.

*VIAT

girls will be like ‘he’s the love of my life’ and it’s just a picture of bob mortimer

Charred leeks, chorizo, mushrooms, wild garlic, and some sunshine to help test out the shiny new toy for work. Yes, this is Scotland.

Look at me big prawns.

My brother's meal plans continue to fascinate.

Do you identify as a cat, I asked my pupils. Thirty of them raised their paws.

It was then that I realised; I work in a cat cafe, having lost my job as a teacher for making up stories about the kids and selling them to The Times.

seriously thinking of immigrating for a million reasons but also because imagine what the incentive programs to return to the UK are going to look like in about 10 years time

Calling all cat lovers!

More than 15 cats were left abandoned in a property on my street. Their previous owner is not coming back, and they're in need of homes. The neighbours (who are super nice!) has temporarily taken them in, but obviously that can't last forever. One of the…

I've made it, lads. Unopened in a charity shop.

This will be fabulous. Legendary author of Unbound Underneath The Archers: My Life as an Undercover Agent for Nature, Graham Harvey (@supercarbon) is Redruth Book Feast tomorrow with fellow panelist Fliss Freeborn and The Bearded Farmers discussing sustainable food production.

Am in an easyjet queue with a bunch of hyped up Weegies and you know what, it does feel like am hame awready

It's happened again! No one has yet worked out that I'm actually three ducks in a trench coat, but I am THRILLED to be gnominated again for the Fortnum & Mason Food&Drink awards for work on my blog. Huge 'grats to Ravinder Bhogal and Melek Erdal who are also in this category. 🥳

Some great points in here.