Let's be honest, no time is a good time for the alarm to go off on a Monday.

People want to hate on boomers for lucking out with real estate while forgetting they still worked their asses off to keep those investments for 30+ years. Commies only see the end result and can never see the work that went into it.

What’s more American than voting by mail with no ID in the McDonald’s drive through?

Men: what's stopping you from looking like this?

Forreal

ʞɹıɯ𝕊 Is there any problem pool noodles can't solve?

Unapologetically judging the content of your character.

Why don't recipes call for vanilla by the capful?

New homebuyers in Washington state are now required to pay reparations to black homebuyers who qualify. We take a deep dive into HB 1474.

I just might find myself desperately seeking piles of dirty laundry when they're gone.

#MomOfBoys

If you have the audacity to request meatloaf (schmeatloaf) on Cinco de Mayo, you will be eating a loaf of the meat stuffed with hatch green chiles y queso, so there.

#momofboys 👩‍🍳

Drew's unwavering adoration making me a bit uncomfortable for veep. Security?

Hamas Girl Summer

8 pm E tonight on KLRNRadio , The Lost Wanderer Podcast (starring me) goes live with the what's new in rocketry, space, and science.

klrnradio.com/chat

Leftist utopian vibes

Morning, y'all 😁

We used to be a proper country.

108 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence.

Some of y'all should probably be wearing horn noodles & it shows.