We're playing Stag & Dagger Festival on 4th May alongside Benefits Snapped Ankles The KVB Fat Dog and more!

Tickets! staganddagger.my.canva.site/stag-dagger-20…

Gutted to hear that Tom Robinson is retiring from his BBC Music Introducing show! Not only because we’ve been on a few times (including our first ever radio play), but because we’ve discovered a ton of favourites there.

Tom has supported us ‘above and beyond’ and we ♥️ him very much.

It’s ‘Bandcamp Friday’ again, meaning we get a slightly bigger cut if you buy some music or merch from hensbens.bandcamp.com. If you want. No pressure.

Might start pretending to confuse The band HENS BENS and Ten Benson.

Crowdfund WILD ZERO 2 and tell them HENS BENS sent you!

If enough people do this, GUITAR WOLF ギターウルフ GUITAR WOLF-ギターウルフ-GOTZ Tetsuro Takeuchi will have NO CHOICE but to cast us in the movie.

Photo taken on-set as we negotiate exactly how HENS BENS will save the world at the end of the film.

Facts we should have capitalised on: Sunday’s gig at The Hug and Pint took place on the one-year anniversary of the first ever HENS BENS gig (also at The Hug and Pint)!

Last night’s set for those interested in such things.

Ready to go! We’re on at 8.

GLASGOW TONIGHT: an unmissable lineup at a legendary venue... @ThomasTruax with support from The band HENS BENS - expect charismatic songs & musical machinery - plus balloons, confetti, power tools and all the distortion you can eat.

The celebrity endorsements keep coming in!

Glasgow! Come and see us support Thomas Truax at The Hug and Pint TONIGHT!

We’re on at 8pm!

It will surprise nobody to learn that Thomas Truax is one of our all-time favourite musical heroes. Come and see us support him at The Hug and Pint on Sunday!

Marvel as we play it cool!

Stand amazed as we DO NOT lose our shit like giddy teenagers in his presence!

On at 8!

This isn’t an announcement or anything, but we’re recording a bunch of songs and you’ll get to hear them all at once in a few months.

holy shit #RoyalAnnouncement

We’re industry plants, just not the industry you’re thinking

Thank you to Amazing Radio USA for playing CHIEF!

Fun fact: everyone in America had to salute for 20 seconds once the song reached 0:37.

open.spotify.com/album/29vcKuxA…

NEXT WEEKEND!

We’re supporting Thomas Truax!

We are honoured to play with yet another one of our heroes at The Hug and Pint next Sunday night. Just Elvis left now.

Tickets at hensbens.org!

Below: a performer wearing a high-performance aeronautical flight suit fires an experimental weapon on-stage.

This clearly wouldn’t have been possible without militaries and arms corporations sponsoring indie festivals.