She didn’t even let me take her to dinner first.

J.R. Holmsted And yes, let's talk about those 'chemtrails' the jets are leaving in our skies. You want to know what that chemical is that's in that chemtrail? It's water vapor, which is a natural byproduct of combustion of fuel in the jet engine, and crystalized because it's cold up there.

J.R. Holmsted Same goes for 'natural.' Nightshade is natural. Botulism is natural. Mercury is natural. Anthrax is natural. A whole host of mushrooms that will kill you dead are also natural. Poisonous snakes are natural.

J.R. Holmsted Did you know that the Coke you are drinking with your hamburger has the same ingredient that sank the Titanic? #TheMoreYouKnow

J.R. Holmsted One of my pet peeves as a chemist.

Using “chemical” as “dangerous” or saying “both these things have the same chemical” as if it makes them the same.

So, I haven't tweeted much about it, because I didn't want to jinx it... but I was in the middle of packing to move to San Diego tomorrow and accept the job there. Then 10 minutes ago I found out that the person who was taking over my apartment here has backed out, and I must pay…

Attention: Norman, Ok people y’all may be interested in this Apartment that comes w/OU Football Season, and remainder of OU Baseball Season tickets.

He was arrested and holy shit was a volunteer at an elementary school. Gross. x.com/tradingmaxisl/…

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A lot of us first amendment people come from a journalism background & while we all know that objectivity, like truth, is not a goal you can fully reach, giving up on objectivity leads you into a form of journalism that NO ONE should trust.

Some on the right & left do this, &…

Ivy League university president claims they admit students too stupid to spell 1st grade level words. Right.

My resignation letter to NPR CEO Katherine Maher