Little penny was bigger than this statue.

What up West Virgina? What should I see? What should I do? You got coffee? You got comedians here?

Gonna tell my kids this is Aron Ralston

If OJ knew he was dying of cancer, he should've provoked a violent conflict with the police and forced them to shoot him. Barack would say he could've been my son, Biden would release a proclamation calling it A Day of OJ Visibility, and Al Sharpton would perform the eulogy.

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Katy Perry are you a cyborg or not? Just tell us! I’ve always loved robots. KATY PERRY

TONIGHT on #Gutfeld ! Roseanne Barr, Jeff Dye, Emily Compagno and Tyrus. Tune in at 10PM ET!

Watch me and @officialroseannebarr on @gutfeldfox tonight. I’ve been suspended from taking pics with Greg but he didn’t say I can’t take pics with other guests. For anyone wondering Rosanne is the best in real life also.

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Still the best OJ Simpson line

Ken Griffey Jr’s reaction 💀😂

You don’t have to support or like Trump to acknowledge that Biden is an embarrassment.

Brittany is living the life every woman PRETENDS she wants. Dancing like no one’s watching and not giving a fuck. I support it.

Matt Wallace Interplanetary Dogecoin Advisor “Mom, you don’t have to go through this alone”🥺❤️

Cancer found Not Guilty.

#repost WrestlingWithFreddie

This week we talk a lot about the stories being told in the ring at wrestlemania. We look forward to the future to see what else WWE has planned for us.

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See me live!!! Get your tickets now.

Join us for Netflix Is a Joke Presents: Jeff Dye on May 11th🎤

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If anyone out there knits reach out to me, I need something made.

Any comics out there live in West Virgina ?