The Intrepid Rabbits Turned the Emperor's Flank
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The Stentorian Laugh of the Stronger Sex

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Tiny Kittens, Dead Lions and See-through Elephants. open.substack.com/pub/johnfinnem…

Huge news from Unbound today - the new puzzle by John Finnemore (the first person to solve #CainsJawbone in 80 years) now has a name and a prize attached... 10 murders; 100 pages; 100 images. Easy, right? (It is not).

Venturing back on Twitter just for the day… to announce the title and superb cover, by the great Tom Gauld , of my new murder mystery puzzle, published this year by Unbound and available to preorder here: unbound.com/books/untitled…

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I mean, this is perfectly true; but rather makes my point about why I don’t come here very much any more. I used to be able to post a simple thread without it appearing in an apparently random order…

The thing about painting someone’s face to look ‘like a diplodocus’ is that none of the things about a diplodocus that make a diplodocus look like a diplodocus are on the diplodocus’s face.

…enigmatic? Indescribable? Or just… is?

“Ah, hello. Do you have a book called ‘Harry Whittaker Atlas The Story Of Pa Salt’, by Lucinda Riley? No? How about ‘The Story of Pa Salt Lucinda Riley’ by Harry Whittaker Atlas? No? Alright, let’s try…”