As a Jew that has partnered his way into celebrating Xmas I can definitively say that people celebrating Xmas spend more $ on wrapping paraphernalia than we do on Chanukah gifts

Friend: how you feeling?

Me: I have not felt healthy for more than one week at a time since our second child was born one year ago today.

Happy bday boy !

My very first standup special just went live: youtu.be/9_97zE4GRZk

Sitting's awesome when you're old

A lot of people ask me how I got started in comedy. Even more ask how I plan on stopping.

I just peek-a-boo'd so hard my Apple Watch started my cardio tracker

Today's Daughter Meltdown brought to you by Not Snuggling Her Hard Enough

😆Come out and Laugh!
We're bringing an over the top hilarious show in our new room upstairs in Mohegan Pennsylvania this wkend with comedians Jon Fisch, Tito Garza, and Brendan Smith! Get tix now!
Doors 8 Show 9
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Controversial Springsteen opinions with my homie Jon Fisch

Every so often at a bookstore I'll pick up a book of poems and think 'maybe I'm at the age where poems will click for me' and then I don't get it and remain dumb

Sick line up

Even hangovers have a silver lining.

🎭 Celebrate Father's Day with laughter at our free comedy show! Join us from 4:30-6pm in the beautiful Wolfe's Pond Park, Staten Island, and enjoy the unique charm of Staten Island! #FathersDayComedy #comedylife #NYCEvents #NYCParks

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Check it! Will Noonan is for real

They need to say something more drastic than “it’s equivalent to smoking 6 cigarettes to be out in this air quality” because occasionally on a bad night … I’m just saying make it scarier

Lost 5 lbs*

*shaved my back

Legend Lewis Black
Mentor & Inspiration Ted Alexandro