June 3 is National Egg Day. There are so many jokes I could share - they all crack me up. Here’s a favorite for Kinry today:
Knock knock. who’s there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette smarter than I look! 😂🥚

Kinry’s joke for May 22: Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I believe they met on the web. 🕷🕸👍

Sorry that I have not posted for a few days. But the Kinry joke for May 19 is a good one: What should you do if you are addicted to sea weed? Sea kelp.
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The Kinry joke for May 13: what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 😁😁🐊

May 12 is National Limerick Day. Here is the Kinry joke:
A creature of charm is the gerbil Its diet’s exclusively herbal It grazes all day On bunches of hay Passing gas with an elegant burble

It’s Monday May 11 and it’s also national eat what you want day. The Kinry jokes center around food: What did the sushi say to the bumble bee? Wasabi? What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business! 😁🐝🌶

Today’s Kinry joke is to honor all the moms on Mother’s Day this Sunday:
The Sunday school@teacher asked Johnny if he says prayers before eating. Johnny replied, “No ma’am I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.” 😁

It’s May 7 and here is the Kinry joke of the day: Mountains aren’t just funny- they’re hill areas. 👍😆

For all you do to make a difference.

For all the ways you make tough days brighter.

For each time you show up for your Ss, together though apart.

#DearTeachers , thank you. And happy #TeacherAppreciationWeek .

Here is the Kinry joke for May 6:
8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark, and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced.🤣🤣

Kinry’s joke for Cinco de Mayo: what Disney Princess do we only see on Cinco de Mayo? Taco Belle. 😆😆

Today is May 4 - Star Wars Day! Here are the Kinry jokes to celebrate it: How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the Dark Side. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo. 😁👏 May the Fourth be with you!

⁦A special message for our Kinry Road Community. 🐾💙💛KRPawPride⁩ ⁦VassarKinry PTA⁩ ⁦WCSDEmpowers⁩ #WappingersStrong #WeMissOurStudents #CougarPawPride youtu.be/XstvxwSKI1Q

WCSD has great librarians- especially Kinry’s Ms. Inkeles!!

Here is the thinking that guides our decision making when it comes to making the most of the remainder of our school year. Keep it Simple. Do Your Best. Students First.

It’s May 1, so the Kinry joke is quite appropriate: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
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Today (April 30) is International Jazz Day. Kinry has two jokes:
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session!
What’s big, gray, and sings jazz?
Elephantzgerald!
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It’s Wednesday April 29 and here is Kinry’s joke of the day:
Where do you take someone who was injured while playing peekaboo? To the I.C.U.
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Here is Kinry’s joke for Tuesday April 28: What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? A roverdose! 😆🐕‍🦺🐕🐩🦮🐶🐾

Here is Kinry‘s joke for Monday April 27: We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the ...Minneapolis?
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