It’s nearly Christmas so here’s a little festive treat - us getting stuff wrong

Little tip if you’re looking for the perfect Christmas present for someone who isn’t a massive twat and therefore deserves something GREAT. Get them our book THIS IS THIS COUNTRY, all about the REAL shit that goes down in our village bit.ly/thisisthiscoun…

FRIDAY

Nearly selection box time. Just for the record I HATE Wispas. When I get a selection box at Christmas I always eat it last. Curly Wurly, Chomp, Freddo, then Wispa. I won't even eat it over the festive period, I'll eat it in January, and only when I'm absolutely desperate. Kurtan

Good times

24 litre capacity, splash proof on the top

Just a reminder for when you're sitting at home bored out of your head in lockdown that you could always buy our book THIS IS THIS COUNTRY which will provide hours of fun bit.ly/thisisthiscoun…

Or you can get the audiobook if you hate reading bit.ly/ThisCountryAud…

I still remember sayin to Kerry 'Woolworths is gonna close down' and she goes 'no way they've got too many shops all over the country' and I said 'watch this space'. A week later all Woolworths closed down and when I heard the news I literally just collapsed in the street. Kurtan

LAURENCE LLEWELYN-BOWEN SIGHTING, 4.39pm

Carrying basket in village shop. Inside basket: Sherbet Dip Dab and a lettuce. He’s such a mad random bastard.

Win the Swindon town shirtworn by Kerry on #thiscountry and signed by Charlie and Daisy. £5 raffle. Proceeds to CHILDREN'S FOOTBALL ALLIANCE kindly organised by Ellis Platten - AwayDays
childrensfootballalliance.com/fundraising/

Never forget

#gcseresults2020

We’re back in business people

I’m talking about your pumas, your lynxes, your panthers

Well well well, look who we have here... 👀

How the fuck is Santa gonna know what you want for Christmas without circling pages in the Argos catalogue and sending it to him? Kerry

This new book is out NOW, with 100 big names - including Daisy May Cooper - sharing stories of our amazing NHS and saying thank you to the incredible people who work for it. All profits go to charity so buy a copy if you can from your local bookshop or smarturl.it/DearNHS

It’s happening. 9pm TONIGHT.

Watching #DaisyMayCooper watching TV is what #ThisCountry needs!
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#CELEBRITYGOGGLEBOX TONIGHT 9PM Channel 4

#Gogglebox #Gogglebox Friday #FridayFeeling Kerry and Kurtan Paul Cooper