I see there was an important announcement while we were all asleep in New Zealand…

Fiddling while Robert Burns…

Right, Weegie Twitter, some information please: how deep is the Clyde at the Broomielaw?

Taking guilty pleasure in a new mini-genre: Barney Ronay’s visual descriptions of managers. In the past 2 days we’ve had Slot (‘has the look of a relentlessly cheerful Gloucestershire cheesemonger’) & Southgate (‘like the inventor of an inspirational new cordless vacuum cleaner’)

Liam McIlvanney

The best job ad you will read today

Honoured to see The Quaker featured in this list of ‘Dead Characters with Something to Say’ by the great Michael Bennett, novelist & filmmaker… crimereads.com/dead-character…

The pure poetry of Ayrshire Junior fitba club names: Kilbirnie Ladeside, Irvine Meadow, Lugar Boswell, Craigmark Burntonians, Whitletts Victoria, Auchinleck Talbot and - most beautiful of all - the now defunct Glenbuck Cherrypickers… #MonTheCherrypickers

Poster for 'Glasgow Cultural Capital of Europe 1990'

How green was my valley. Name that hill for ten bonus points…😉

Enjoying Michael Newton’s book on It’s a Wonderful Life. Hadn’t realised that Capra’s own upbringing had been quite so challenging…

#VictoryMonday for Derek McInnes and David Watson who won manager of the year and young player of the year at the Scottish Football Writers’ Association awards last night 👏

If derek guy wrote crime fiction…😉

At half-past eight on a Monday morning? You’re a better man than I… 😉

Delighted for this man. What a difference he’s made to the club…

Tremendous. High time this happened. Great to see.

Must stop buying books, must stop buying b- ah, stuff it…😉

If Carlsberg did racing tips from New Zealand from ⁦Liam McIlvanney⁩ 🏇The blasted Oxford Comma wins the 4.32 ⁦Salisbury Racecourse⁩ at 3/1. 😂

Have made the Herald diary. My work here is done…😉

Okay, things have officially gotten out of hand on the #NotOurCat front. This is #NotOurCat #3…🐈🐈‍⬛🐈