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Guardian trying the 'it's in the bag but don't be complacent' approach...

See? They can't be trusted...

@Parlez_me_nTory 😂

@Parlez_me_nTory I actually did this once after we seized the drivers vehicle for not having insurance. Zero reaction from the occupier having two uniformed police officers hand over their Deliveroo.

Monica Lewinsky 'I'm voting Trump. Democrats left a bitter taste in my mouth'

Right then. Out of bed time

It's Friday, fresh bedding throughout, no rain so the washing shall be in the crisp spring air. Lunch with daughter, and toying with a spot of lawn care; what's not to like?

Oh, you have arrogance by the bucketload love...

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Got much planned for the weekend?

I'm sitting this one out...

I would back this initiative at least 50%
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Written by a local 5yr old journalist

'Having taken him into custody and resisted the temptation to tuck into the burgers'

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Oh #FFS

Extra Girth and a Credit Card pocket...

Sod sleep, that didn't work out.

At least I predicted that it wouldn't rain today or tomorrow, that's now extending until Sunday; get that lawn mown...

Right, back to sleep for a little bit, if possible. Important lunch date with my 17yr old...

Me and Axel on #NationaPetDay

@Parlez_me_nTory Femi Human?

@Parlez_me_nTory Ooh decor bitching, that’s fun!

@Parlez_me_nTory Femi No, it's rather obvious. 😆

@Parlez_me_nTory Femi 34 years old, never had a girlfriend, lived for years with a roommate. Who he no longer mentions. It doesn't add up.

By the time I was 34 I had lived with my wife for 10 years.

@Parlez_me_nTory Femi Yes

He was the receiver.