My favorite Joke.

Wife walks up to her Husband and asks 'Do I look Fat in this dress??'

Husband: 'Before I say anything,,, you gotta promise, no matter WHAT I say.... You won't get mad..'

Wife: 'Ok.. I promise.'

Husband: 'I fucked your sister.'

#RIPGilbertGottfried

We miss you every day.

Excellent.

Give the writers of this season of 'America' a raise.

”The Aristocrats” (2005) – This documentary showcases hundreds of comedians telling their versions of the same dirty joke, exploring the boundaries of humor and taste.

12 BEST MOVIES ABOUT STAND-UP COMEDY,
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Melania? Help us out here?

Can I get an RT for this one Kelly Carlin ¡SATIRISTAS! Judd Apatow 🇺🇦 Paul Myers (an RT for the thing below I mean not for this tweet of me tagging ya'll coz that would just be weird and I AM NOT weird)

“Comedians @MarcMaron and #DanaGould have at least one thing in common, according to fellow comic Paul Provenza, in his book ¡SATIRISTAS!: Comedians, Contrarians, Raconteurs & Vulgarians”

#GeorgeCarlin Saw No Diff Between Fart Jokes & God Jokes cracked.com/article_41621_…

Jay-Z is about to have 100 problems

Leonard Leo has virtually unlimited funds and an elaborate scheme with which he is turning America into a far-right dystopia.

'So the talent agent says 'what do you call yourselves?' and the dad says The Aristocrats'

I can’t remember what you said, but all I know is your heart changed mine. Thanks for the love and laughs, my friend. I can’t believe it’s been 8 years.

Louie Anderson was born 71 years ago today. Forever remembered and loved.

There are no rules, no laws, and no morality that stand in the way of their quest to control everyone.