Hey United Airlines. Todd Barry, million miler here. My 60th birthday is Tuesday. Can you raise my status to Premier 1k and/or dump some Plus Points into my account? Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd

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I’m calling it now. Yet another Cowboys vs Bills Super Bowl!

Starting my day off the right way!
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