There's a 'we' in fries if someone's just pissed on your chips

Ohhh fuck right off, you bong eyed gimp

RESTORE THE FA CUP TO IT'S FORMER GLORY

* Bring back replays in all rounds
* Semi-Finals to be played at neutral grounds like Old Trafford, Villa Park etc NOT Wembley
* Showpeice Final on the last day of the season at 3pm on Saturday - no other games played on that day.

Each moment is to be embraced, encapsulated briefly... then discarded to flames of history as nought but memory.

Each fire doused by the waves of time.

Now is all it ever was... all it ever is... and all it ever will be...

Worry not...

Just love...

and dance the dream

Awful mistake from Dummet, but to be fair to him (don't know why I want to be fair to him, the numptey!)... we should have been out of sight by that point.
I'm looking forward to this season being over so we can put it behind us and crack on #NUFC

Gotta love Big Joe... absolutely creased!!! 😂😂😂

What a fight. I'm sure if Wardley'd had an amateur career, I reckon he'd have won that comfortably.
Both fighters gave it their all.
Fabio can not arf take a dig mind! 🥊

Wardley's lack of ringcraft is costing him dear.
Been unable to tie up in the clinch from the first bell... raggedy footwork while throwing punches, and moving backwards.
Clarke's jabs beginning to take their toll

From now on, I'm blocking anyone calling other toon fans 'happy clappers'.
If not being a petty, whiny, moaning, entitled spoilt brat with a short memory makes someone a happy clapper... then I guess I'm one too...

Actually?... I guess I need to block myself now

#NUFC

#nufc are not expecting Sandro Tonali to face a longer ban or be prevented from training after he was charged by English FA for gambling on games while registered as a player at Newcastle.

Tonali had already admitted this and relevant info given to the FA in the autumn.

Ngannou got folded like a spice addict... brutal! 🥊

I knew Taylor Swift was dating Travis Kelce... but had no idea that Shakira plays for Buffalo?!?
#NFL #Playoffs #Bills #Chiefs

Why does Joseph Parker's trainer have a Welsh street name on the back of his shirt?
#DayOfReckoning

Any toon fan that truly wants Eddie how gone is either a fake fan (who actually supports another club)...
a fair weather fan (polite term for 'glory hunter')...delusional (polite term for 'thick as fuck')...or the kind of entitled spoilt brat that booed Bobby Robsons team (cunt!)

A wickedly brilliant #ff to this amazingly talented musician & poet pal Spin Flint xx❤️🐝

BREAKING NEWS:
Mikel Arteta post match press conference.
Arteta: 'WWWAAAAAHHHHH!... 😭 WWWAAAAAHHHH!!... 😭
*sniffle* 😢
WWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!! 😭'

I don't know anyone born in the 70's or 80's who wouldn't get cancelled for answering the question 'what kind of cars are those?' 😂😳
#bigmatchrevisited

So if Elon removes the 'block' function... does that mean I'll automatically start seeing his ridiculous posts on my feed again?

I think people should lay off Miguel Delaney a little...

I mean, how would you feel if you were born with a head like the 'sad face emoji'? 😟😟😟 #NUFC