Motivation Monday Xers

Having Monday off
Means I'm positive
About Monday
Only bad thing about that
When people argue in public
And I don't see the beginning Why?
Because I don't know
Whose side I'm on.
Y'all need flyers
When ya fight
You know, highlights
Updated by the minute.

Drop a selfie. Say hi! It's #SelfieSunday won't you join me?

Rainy Sunday stay in bed an sin day Twitter

Something so sensual
About
Rain on the roof
Thunder
In the distance
That keeps me in bed
Naked
With sinner's thoughts
Of you.
All the fun we could have
In bed.
I have to work so
Your job
Is to think sinning
Thoughts of
What we can do.

Saturday Thoughts Xers

Everything can be taken from a man but one thing:
the last of the human freedoms - to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way.
-Viktor Frankl

Your attitude can define your life.
Positive or negative.

Wait... what? 😬

The Friday Fuck Xers

What a beautiful fucking day outside! It's perfect for my fucking day off work. I have a fucktabulous hair appt later. Should I go for fuck me blonde hair? Maybe fanfuckintastic brunette. I have a fuckton of gray, maybe I'll fuckity fuckin go all gray.

Happy sigh for Thursday Thigh Xers

Thighs
Delicious thighs
On a delicious Thursday
Give a happy sigh
For all the thighs
You'll see today
Thighs together
Thighs apart
Thighs all day
From the start
Here and there, a boob
Then back to thighs
To make you swoon.

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sound you will ever hear.
Unless it's 3 AM and you are home alone and you don't have a baby

Wednesday Rhyme Xers

Hump day rhymes
Are so sweet
'specially with
Southern sweet
Dripping honey
From my lips
For you to enjoy
Tip to tip
Sugar so sweet
You'll lick and dip
Over and over
Til your whipped
Then to bed
For a quick nap
When we wake
I'll attack

Y'all have a great day

I almost never miss a morning tweet but was busy with a family matter all night. I'm exhausted and off to work.
Enjoy this previous Tuesday tweet

Memorial Day Monday Xers

Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them.
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

Honor them today.
Remember them always.
Live your life worth
Their sacrifice.

#SelfieSunday Join me!!!

Holiday weekend in the US Xers

Holiday weekends are
For BBQ
And relaxing
But here I go
Off to work.
No sin or
BBQ in sight.
You'll have to
Enjoy my share.
Little extra BBQ
Lot extra sin.
In fact....do it twice
Then twice again.
Afterwards...
Remember why
We have this weekend.

🇺🇲Miss Sprinkles 🇺🇲 Without morals and values there can be no success. You must have those first.

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I know my Goochie Dolls would join! Who else?

Such pretties..

This amazing person has some pretty lovely pieces... I'll admit not everyone will like it all (some pieces are unique).

They're affordable & beautiful.
(beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all)

I hear tell that she'll even do commissioned pieces.
⬇️⬇️⬇️

So I make pretties....
Sometime they're pretty pretties, and sometimes they're ummm.. interesting, yeah, let's go with that, interesting!

It's OK if you don't like them but if you don't then just scroll on, no need for criticism.

However, Likes are more than welcome 💚