OMG this absolute 10 just gave me directions to my train platform because I 'looked lost', and my voice went all high and my face got all hot and I think I love him.

The pigeon on my head is called Cappuccino. She is the only one who stayed after all the bread was gone. Be like Cappuccino. 💗

This week, there's been a lot of hot air rising from the far right... otherwise known as The Cass Report.

Catch up on #LateNightLycett now on Channel 4

When somebody starts telling me about their emotional baggage:

Wondering if I'll ever be famous enough to live up to the delusions of every taxi driver I've ever met.

'What do you do?'
'I'm a comedian.'
'Oh, you should go on SNL.'
🫥

I just ate a bag of crisps.

Tickets available now for the Midlands Air Ambulance Charity 🚁 fundraiser on May 20th at The Comedy Store, UK
Link - london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/the-big-…

OMG the 'rubbish please' guy just came down the train carriage with his rubbish bag, and I went to toss my rubbish in and accidentally JIGGLED HIS BELLY! 🙈💀🙈💀🙈💀

I am the weakest link, ello!

(Les Dennis took this photo 👑)

My Czech wife just confused the world 'cereal' for the word 'nipple'. It's been an interesting breakfast.

I'm late to the party but WOW, #1883 is some of the greatest television I have ever seen 🖤

After the year I've had, I thought I was getting numb to good news... but today's was SERIOUSLY good 🤩 Finally something I've wanted my whole career is coming true! (sorry if you're not a fan, this must be killing you) 😅📺

Tickets now on sale! May 20th, London Comedy Store.
london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/the-big-…

Want to say a HUGE thank you to all the brilliant comics who have agreed to do this charity fundraiser night. Means the world.

All proceeds will go to Midlands Air Ambulance Charity 🚁

Ask and ye shall receive! 🙏 Check out my ode to Rishi Sunak on The Last Leg 🎶
Stream now on Channel 4

Thank you to our great guests Jordan Gray & Richard Osman for joining us on #TheLastLeg on Friday! ✨

If you missed it, you can catch up on Channel 4 now: channel4.com/programmes/the…

Ask and ye shall receive! 🙏 Check out my ode to Rishi Sunak on The Last Leg 🎶
Stream now on Channel 4

For Jordan Gray Jordan Gray bid here: ebay.co.uk/itm/3054816068…

Ello, for those asking me to post a clip of my Sunak song from Friday's The Last Leg - it's coming! Gimme a chance, Jesus had *3 days* to get his shit together.

ELLO and FANK YOO to all my lovely new followers off the back of last night's The Last Leg 🪩🐄
Stream now on Channel 4

I can't even argue with that 😅