Just got to see Craig Ferguson at Cobb's in San Francisco. If you liked him before you'll still like him.

Psst. The electronic version of Broken is on sale today for $2.99 wherever ebooks are sold!

When you don’t vote or decide to lodge a protest by voting third party, sometimes that comes with consequences you should have foreseen but didn’t intend.

'Teenage Hobos' would make a great band name.

To paraphrase the speaker of the house, we don't have any evidence of illegal immigrants voting, but we just have a feeling brown people are trying to fuck things up for us, by existing.

Looking at the spinner-Ben Hur wheel hubs they put on cars in the '60s, it's clear that American Auto Makers decided their message would be:'If you're a pedestrian, you deserve to die.' (Prompted by Colin Farrell's Corvette in Sugar.)

A reminder that the ebook editions of Lovecraft Country and its sequel, The Destroyer of Worlds, are on sale this month for $1.99 each. #LovecraftCountry

if she taunts him into taking the stand we should put her face on money

Brain worms night out

Meanwhile, at RFKjr campaign headquarters.

It's the worm talking.

I hate Ticketmaster and Live Nation with a white hot heat.

Rare footage of the Neener-Neener Goat.

Leprosy AND Siphilis - it's two, two, two 'dillo dicks of death, in one.

Shakespeare for Squirrels: A Novel a.co/d/eN0EepL. Great book on sale Christopher Moore

Hell, I've written books like that.

Quick question: Does this super hero’s name translate as “cat shit”? If so, what would his super power be?

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A summary of this week in America: