ATTN: Readers of nonsense
My first humor book, LIFE WANTS YOU DEAD: A CALM, RATIONAL, AND TOTALLY LEGIT GUIDE TO SCARING YOURSELF SAFE, drops April 16th, 2024, avail for pre-order now. It’s got everything: Words, pages, TWO covers! It’s my best work, can’t wait for you to see it.

You should buy this book by evan waite immediately. It’s amazing. I’m demanding you check it out. amazon.com/Life-Wants-You…

Tomorrow night!

RSVP here and we'll send ya the zoom link: forms.gle/HfuDeLAgGrztNt…

I interview my friend evan waite about his very funny new book, 'Life Wants You Dead,' on the new episode of Doin' it with Mike Sacks. We talk about the book and how to go from writing for print to writing for TV comedy. How can one make that happen? It's all here:

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Thanks for having me Mike, always great chatting with ya

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'At the beginning of the book, James [Frey] basically writes, 'I’m a fucked-up alcoholic.' And now readers say, 'That fucked-up alcoholic lied to us!' Well, that’s what fucked-up alcoholics do!' - David Sedaris

'And Here's the Kicker'

Out April 30, 2024

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james folta Finally, James and I are ALSO hosting an event on Zoom to celebrate evan waite new book, LIFE WANTS YOU DEAD.

It's gonna be a blast, RSVP here!

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This will be a fun one! Come through

Holy moly this absurdist French comic translated by Luke Burns is the funniest thing I’ve read in forever! Buy it!!

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Show our #solidarity with our sister entertainment unions. We could NOT have won our strike without the support of our beloved friends in the crew. They had ours; not we got theirs ✊

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T-minus 6 weeks until my first humor book, 'Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe' is released! It's been cooking for over three years and I'm beyond excited for people to read it. (Avail for pre-order now) shorturl.at/vEF14

Check out my very funny friend Evan Waite’s (evan waite) new book “Life Wants You Dead” - coming out April 16th, pre-orders available now via Amazon! 💀💀

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Very funny book by my pal Evan Waite, evan waite, out this April from Chronicle Books. Pre-order, hilarious!

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Humor: As I Say in My Book | Timothy McSweeney buff.ly/42uCaBz

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As I say in my book, here's a crassly promotional McSweeney's piece about my book... mcsweeneys.net/articles/as-i-…