This is Winston. He’s old and mostly blind. Doesn’t hunt. Has to be handed his treats. He sleeps about 23 hours a day. And Kristi Noem can stay the hell away from him.

TODAY: Trump’s ex-assistant Rhona Graff confirmed that Stormy Daniels visited Trump Tower — and that Trump had cell phone numbers for both Stormy and for Karen McDougal.

Brick by brick by brick. That’s how to win a case.

adults always say “the kids will save us” until the kids actually try to do that.

Kristi Noem: 'you can't even shoot puppies in the face anymore, because of Woke'

My editor: You shouldn’t use “lame” here because it could be seen as ableist.

Me: Yeah good catch. I’ll be better about that.

Noem’s editor: Do you really want to say you shot your dog?

Noem: Good catch. Let’s put “puppy” and add the goat.

I know one birthday he didn’t miss.

beyond parody

We are not going to the gravel pit.

This makes my blood boil. We must crush these fascists politically or they will end our democracy.

Hey folks! Scott Sternberg will be at the Baton Rouge Press Club meeting Monday at noon to talk about legislation proposed to change our public records laws.

You can find more information here: batonrougepressclub.com #lalege #lagov

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem appears to have confirmed that she killed a family puppy that infuriated her by being “untrainable,” and she claims it only proves how “politically incorrect” she is.

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“It’s not a problem for me to point out these issues with Catholic churches or Penn State, just don’t point the finger at my own SBC.” - Amy Smith, on how she was chastised for advocating for #SBCtoo survivors

#ThisistheSBC

“In the presence of the crowd, he professes to be one of their number; and, at the same time, he sings his own praises with the most conspicuous vanity. His ardor is a frivolous game, preening and theatrical.” (Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Ethics)

Our little dog is not trainable, but she trains us. She can’t even hunt a lizard, but she is tough on slow moving box turtles. No, we aren’t going to shoot our pet, unlike Gov. Kristi Noem. South Dakota’s resident wackadoodle.

Does anyone know what the statute of limitations for animal cruelty is in South Dakota? Asking for no reason in particular ….

Breaking: Buc-ee's moves closer to breaking ground on first Louisiana store in Ruston. Here's the latest #lagov #lalege shreveporttimes.com/story/news/202… via The Shreveport Times

Houston SBC megachurch 'enabled a predator,' new $1 million lawsuit claims
The suit accuses SBC and its affiliated Champion Forest Baptist of negligence while a youth pastor committed crimes of sexual abuse against minors in the church.

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Christa Brown Champion Forest Houston's First That’s my former church Houston's First- no surprise given they chastised me for advocating for survivors - remember this? baptiststandard.com/news/baptists/… #thisisthesbc Dee Parsons

Houston SBC megachurch 'enabled a predator,' new $1 million lawsuit claims
The suit accuses SBC and its affiliated Champion Forest Baptist of negligence while a youth pastor committed crimes of sexual abuse against minors in the church.

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Texas SBC megachurch ⁦Champion Forest⁩ ‘enabled a predator,' new lawsuit says #thisisthesbc #sbctoo #churchtoo #notadragqueen chron.com/culture/religi…