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Help Hamish Heal

My border terrier puppy, Hamish, is only 6 months old. He's broken is leg and we're facing big vet bills for his surgery.

gofund.me/d676a58d

Good news for Weirdos Comedy fans. Chief Weirdo Alan ‘Adam Larter (almost 1,000,000 followers!)’ Larter has written a 5th play: ‘Hello Goblin’ (the goblin is a metaphor)

Catch it at this year’s Leicester Comedy Festival as part of CaptainColino’s Weirdos Weekend!

comedy-festival.co.uk/events/weirdos…

I’ve had a couple of years off, but fear not - the Only Officials Weirdos Ticket Merchant* is back.

Want a ticket to Adam Larter’s ‘Hello Goblin’? Then I’m your man.

Princes start at £15,000 for 1.5 tickets.

*me.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Final Weekend Leicester Comedy Festival gets Weird!
Lachy Werner 🥄 Joz Norris Royal Male (Mark Quinn) Consignia Charlie Vero-Martin Andy Barr Terry Wogan lucypea👂🏻🚶🏻‍♂️ TONY Law Weirdos Comedy Michael Brunström 🔫 Ben Targét Ali Brice. Woohoo! Lulu Popplewell Luke Rollason Load of Ol’ Kit & more
🎟️via bio

For another year in a row I'm projecting to the world that I'd like to perform at Macyntlleth Comedy Festival next year.
Putting it out there.
It anyone could help make that happen id appreciate it.

Rob. Ryan. Come on. You know it makes sense.

Ryan Reynolds Rob McElhenney Wrexham AFC

A lifetime of similes. What's that like?

In Edinburgh? Pick up one of our #edfringe recommendation booklets (from us, Alwin Solanky, @barrelcomedy One bar, etc), then start your night with e.g.
Daniel Foxx!
⚡️SIÂN DOCKSEY⚡️!
Sam See ⑅ 🇸🇬🏳️‍🌈!
Jenny Ryan!
matty hutson!
Mike Birbiglia!
David O'Doherty!
@abcelya!
Josie Long manifesting the baby sleeping through at Edinburgh International Book Festival!
Olga Koch!

👀Tomorrow night
🏙️London
🎭 Museum of Comedy
😍 Adam Larter *Cricket Noises*
A one-man comedy walk through the English countryside.
Silly, goofy, fun.
Tickets only £8.50
Book Now 👇👇
museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…

Finally!

Countdown: The Sitcom

Susie Dent colin murray Rachel Riley MBE 💙 #countdown Carol Vorderman #sitcom #ukcomedy #funny

Today's the first time in 4 months I've not been at a Ben Targét show.
Bringing this show together has been a challenge but working with Ben every day has been a joy.
We're proud of it and hope you can come see it either in Edinburgh or London.
Now go smash it today Ben x

🥰 Well, this is a lovely thing to wake up to…

🌟 A toasty five star review for my new show LORENZO in Fest Magazine.

☕️ Come along for the ride. Coffee will be served…

🎟️ Tickets: tickets.summerhall.co.uk/event/26:5616/

📖 Review: festmag.com/edinburgh/thea…

🗣️ Huge shoutout here for my new show LORENZO from the mighty Stevie Martin (🙏🙏🙏).

🥹 It’s sold out next week but you can check for returns OR book for the week after…

📆 2nd-27th August
🕰️ 11:55am
🏰 Summerhall

🎟️ Tickets: tickets.summerhall.co.uk/event/26:5616/

👇 More…

It was the opening night of James Acaster's UK tour last night and here's what I thought about it. Plus at one point he said the line 'Nottingham: it's close to Derby, but good'. A sentence I think we can all agree with. comedy.co.uk/live/features/…
(May also contain Ali Brice. Woohoo!)

🗣️ The good folk at Berk’s Nest have kindly given my new show LORENZO a shout-out!

🫶 And I trust them because they have excellent taste, obviously.

🎟️ Tickets for August: tickets.summerhall.co.uk/event/26:5616/

👇 Go see all these shows (but only after you’ve seen mine)…

Move over Tour De France, here’s Tour De Mo.

After losing his dad to cancer Gareth Cox wanted to put men’s health and #Movember on the map. Literally.

So he got on his bike, cycled 634km in 5 days, and drew a giant moustache over the south of England. Epic.

Tour de France™ Strava

Ho The Knowledge Academy I did your Critical and Analytical Thinking course last Friday.

3 highlights the instructor told me:

1. COVID-19 is a bio weapon funded by the USA.
2. People can levitate with the power of their mind.
3. Clenching fists cures Alzheimer's

Please refund me.