#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary FLUVIAL: A glass tube containing a virus.

🇪🇸📬Weekend read: What Spaniards wear.

🩴Shorts & flip flops for the shop❌
👔Dressing ‘correctly’ daily (not just the weekend)
💃🏻Spain’s best-dressed city?
🛍️The Zara store that could be a tourist attraction
👕Madrid’s ‘pijos’

Enjoy, share - gracias!

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Classic Yes Minister 👌

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary CONSENT: A perfume for prisoners.

ChrisP 'Alas, poor Twitter. I knew it well (ha - ratio!)'

As it's Friday, I'm asking all my followers to please retweet (and comment) on this post if you see it, to help my bird account be seen!🙏🥰
To make it worth sharing, here's a Kingfisher on a thorny branch!😍
Thank you so much! 🐦😊♥️

#ASongOrMovieForAfrica Mali Malone

#ASongOrMovieForAfrica Making Plans For Niger

All the Senegal ladies, all the Senegal ladies #ASongOrMovieForAfrica

A sign on a wall near the River Fowey in Cornwall.
Have a jolly life too!

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary PERSUADERS: Rubber boots with a built-in coin pocket.

Some people seem to win all the awards.
The World's worst Harpoonist has just been won by Miss Wales.

#LunchPun

Jim Morrison’s lawyer charged him a fortune to take out a restraining order against Wolverhampton Wanderers. I suppose it all helps keep the Wolves from the Door. #LunchPun

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary PRESSURE HOSE: Elasticated stockings

-I read an article that said you should rest your roasting pan on non-fiction books when you pour hot fat over the meat.
-Baste on a true story?
-Exactly.
#LunchPun

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary BELFRY: A tower of no interest to campanologists.

That Grant fellow who was in 4 Weddings & A Funeral has signed up to be the bad guy in a detective mystery. It’s a Hughdunnit. #LunchPun

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary GLUED-ON: The boss of the knackers-yard mafia.

My mate tried to set up a factory to manufacture silk purses, but he ended up making a pig’s ear of it. #LunchPun

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary PLATELET: Crockery rental.