Amber Sparks Here are some actual embroidery ideas if you like the dress in the lower left! I absolutely love this book.

My daughter made a Beethoven joke so we had no choice but introduce her to this most excellent film

Imagine they dig you up in 70 million years and this is what they say about you smh

Well this just stabbed me in the heart with a tiny perfect knife, goddamn todd dillard

Happy birthday to my second favorite Minnesotan (after my husband), born in Duluth 83 years ago. I hope he wins five more Nobel Prizes. “”I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.' I said that.”

I feel like everyone is just so, so tired

I sang “The Ladies Who Lunch” when I was auditioning for Meet Me in St Louis in eighth grade; the directors must have ROLLING

Every time I see this poster I think about how this was possibly the biggest gap between “holy shit that’s gonna be so cool” and “holy shit that sucked so bad” that mankind has ever known

I NEED and I mean NEED that green dress, my god

My serenity prayer: I will not complain about the insane amount of attention one book will get over all the other books; I will ask for the wisdom to remember how many other books will get published because of that one; I will thank the stars my book is coming out *next* year

There was a good stretch of years in there where Prince just wrote banger after banger about banging, and your mom would be listening to them driving around doing errands!

We showed our daughter the Borat cheese bit so she could better understand the “funny, funny, funnier, not funny, painfully unfunny, funny again, funnier, funniest thing I’ve ever seen” joke structure but now she keeps saying “this cannot be cheese” in public

The existence of Chasing Amy