You never ask a woman:
• her age
• her weight
• what extras she puts on her carrot salad

They should combine McDonald’s with a bar. I wanna enjoy a double quarter pounder and a McTini all without leaving my seat

I could probably casually stroll across hot coals in my bare feet, no problem. I’ve endured so much pain in life I wouldn’t even notice and would be totally chill. But that’s just me.

I cannot BELIEVE she ended up with Corbin Bleu

Wait….peating means something else???

They’re calling it “date night”

Thyroid Enjoyer

Thyroid Enjoyer Peaters would never have swag

When my girl says “hear me out”

They’re calling it “Friday night”

What if a peater had swag?

Crazy that only a year ago I was making these

Peaters be like “this is my anti aging stack”

He was a peater boy, she was a holistic raw meat raw milk no shampoo homemade deodorant astrology pilates no shoes sunmaxxing no spf tardwife girl, he wasn't good enough for her

I never said this.

Inshallah he tries the carrot salad

This is gonna be the next anabology diet