“Overthrow the system!!!!” say the people who have a panic attack when someone calls instead of texts

I’m beginning to think I don’t understand how sails work. What if the wind is blowing the wrong way?

Rest of World: Have you tried tea, pastries, cocktails?

Japan: Oh. Oh wow.
Japan: I love these.
Japan: I'm going to make all of these with a truly autistic level of tedious methods and attention to detail.

I regret to inform you all that the Graun has yet another piece about polyamory

I just ate $35 worth of Taco Bell before entering this escape room. We’re getting out one way or another.

One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.

The British royal family 🇬🇧

Most surreal photos you'll ever see - thread 🧵

1. Eruption on Mount Etna gives the illusion of a Phoenix in the sky

I’m not sure I can put into words how I feel. Today was for all of us who’ve watched this team week in, week out grow from struggling newbies to champions in 5 years. It’s for all those who’ve given so much in the last 20 odd years to give us a platform Crystal Palace F.C. Women Crystal Palace F.C. #cpfc 🔴🔵🦅

my sweet mother-in-law offered to fold our laundry and of course I said yes forgetting that the most RAUNCHY EXPLICIT LEAVE-NOTHING-TO-THE-IMAGINATION LINGERIE SET WAS IN THERE and not to be dramatic but I don’t think I can ever look her in the eye again

Exactly, Easyhotel.

the story of gerry adams being interrogated is so funny to me

Took this sign into Greenwich and thousands of people just started running? It's hard being this beautiful ✨

ok no disrespect but taylor swift fans are like

Far from perfect but it’s progress!

6 stone gone.

Still motivated to become the best and healthy version of myself.

Not lost the mrs btw, only us 2 today so she took the pic 😂

if you see this image and don’t automatically hear “ooh i sayy” then we’re not compatible, im sorry

At this point why not just build terraces? Genuine question. What's the point of that daft gap.

The Committee against vaccum cleaners

so grateful to my friend for innocently taking a picture at my book event and inadvertently capturing the moment at which I found out that the book festival forgot to stock any copies of my book

Shanine Shanine Is it the cute little gay from Oxford, or is he still recovering from last weekend?