I’m gonna need Kendrick Lamar to teach me how to write a diss track about Sam Alito.

We pulled that off....damn.

Kyrie......

then Luka.

That's the Mavs.

I like what I'm seeing so far. I think the team is really working on filling the spot Kawhi left us but also, his last game was a bit sloppy for the way he usually plays. PG has a hell of a start. I hope we can keep it up.

Ay Dios mío. Kawhi is out for today’s nooner. I hope he gets better. He wasn’t playing like himself last game. The good thing is, I think the rest of the team can still pull it off. If we don’t get the fouls so early and get the rebounds. Also, dude….those turnovers. #Clippers

It's been nearly a decade since this Tweet and nothing has changed.

The only woman who spoke about AIDS when no one else dared to. The only woman who put her career at risk for supporting LGBT rights. The only woman who confronted the government about Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. The only woman who has a foundation to empower LGBT youth.

I love this guy so much. Been following him for a while. I love learning about men’s fashion. Check this thread out.

Y E S!!!!

LOS ÁNGELES! I’m on the Cinco de Mayo show but I will not be cinco’ing or Mayo’ing. I’ll be playing bad video games and getting frustrated and how terrible they are.

Can’t wait to go to Milwaukee!!!

Yes, of course I’m watching Clippers and I’m eating sunflower seeds. Walgreens brand. No joke. They’re soooo good. My go-to.

Weird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids

That’s right 🚨 Cristela Alonzo has 5 shows coming up at Punch Line & tickets are ON SALE NOW!

Secure your spot to see Cristela in person from Aug. 8-10 at livemu.sc/3JAeAub 🔥😆 If you haven’t already, watch her Netflix special called “Middle Class” 🎥

BREAKING: Supreme Court that blocked vaccine mandates & struck down quarantine orders suddenly VERY concerned about immunity.