Everyone knows that assaulting a cop results in way too much leniency. Right now all it does is give cops the authority to kill you on the spot without consequence. It has to be more severe. Mandatory death? Public execution?

Seems like a good time to bring up this story again.

Sorry about typos. Remember, though, my typing doesn’t make MTG any less of a liar.

I genuinely don't see this as a partisan issue. Even if you dislike the culture around guns—as I do—it's hard to make sense of locking someone in a cage over what amounts to a paperwork violation. The mental gymnastics required rivals Simone Biles. /9 reason.com/2024/05/15/he-…

Another must read thread from Billy. No surprises in here at all if you’ve been paying attention.

#HadANightmareAbout the evil vacuum

Gaslighter in Chief.

She actually said “cognitive dissidence”. 🤦🏼‍♀️

~400 year old oak to be removed in #Tumwater , WA because some idiot built a road by it.
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️🇵🇱🇺🇸🇺🇦 Or his other brother Darrell.

(That sound is my joints creaking as I type a post that carbon-dates me.)

My ink, hair color, and jewelry now come together Voltron-style to generate a super-powered forcefield that repels the worst oxygen-thieving dudes on the planet?

Awesome.

Thread of amazing sculptures you (probably) didn't know existed 🧵

1. Statue of King Arthur, England

For the first time, this is what a Master’s degree looks like.

Today, my daughter #RachelHandlin became the 1st person with #Downsyndrome to earn a graduate degree.

In the world.

Ever.

Rachel says: “I won’t be the last.”

CalArts BFA 2020.

Pratt Institute MFA 2024.

Legend.

Happy 95th in vocal heaven, Betty Carter, born May 16, 1929 in Flint, MI youtu.be/EJPP690v51E?fe… The🎷@zz🎙Herald Chris Sade Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️🇵🇱🇺🇸🇺🇦 Carmela Rappazzo Linda Sadlouskos Gary Benny Steve Worcester The Truth Hurts Jazzmanahn Luna Love #jazzeveryday #womeninjazz

Rep. Tony Gonzales House Homeland GOP Do you think the January 6th insurrectionists are hostages or criminals? Let’s put your support for police to the litmus test?

Try backing the Uvalde kids instead, you twat.

They knew it wasn't fentanyl because the powder didn't unzip its own bag and manually strangle a police officer.

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Of course he did.

Tahir is an outlier. Literally a charicature of the quintessential #HarmReduction denialist zealot.

We're dealing with a cult. Cult-thinking still has a strong grip on about half of ublic health experts who care (at all) about preventing tobacco-related death and disease.

Our neighbor Achoo. When she isn't finding ways to infiltrate our apartment and eat Jasper's food, she takes to the high ground to look down at the rest of us in disdain. #CatsOfTwitter , #CatsOfX , #Divas

You don’t have to be sorry, Oliver. Psychosis is nothing to be ashamed of and treatment is widely available.