i interviewed a bunch of karens about asking to speak to the manager

OMG Jessica Henderson 🌈👩🏾‍🌾👁 is on my TV 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

netflix asked me, 'how would I like to present myself to the world' and I was like eating fried chicken in bed 🍗

Sometimes I miss sourdough starter quarantine.

lisa called the cops drops this sunday on @showtime

I've been laughing at this for a solid 4 minutes

QUEEN!

What in the literal white fuck is this bullshit?! I’m weary lord... weary...

me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.

I need some boiled peanuts

MY BOOK COMES OUT OCTOBER 1ST WORLDWIDE YES IM SCREAMING LINK IN BÍO! #TheOneYouWanttoMarry 💍 Amazon Publishing

Handmaid's tale has some fucking nerve coming back.

Cops be like

Y'all can't even tell the difference between a gun and a taser..... But you need a robot dog.

What flowers do you like?

Likkkkkeeeee I need this. Goodbye.

I think the only thing I wanna do is flirty text my GF, talk to my plants and watch KELIS on her farm.

Please remember to breathe today. To take care of yourself. Your bodies. And your minds. And please continue to say his name. #DaunteWright

It’s been so long since I’ve seen a live performance...... I’d settle for LuAnne singing me happy birthday.