BREAKING: This is Rafah tonight.

While all eyes are on the Met Gala, Israel has unleashed its most barbaric bombing of Rafah, massacring trapped civilians in the middle of the night.

Don’t look away.

'The Dark Crystal' (1982) explores the moral ramifications of developing a super-weapon better than 'Oppenheimer' (2023). But no best picture for Jim!

One million people have fled to Rafah. For months, the U.S. has warned against an attack.

Netanyahu ignored the warnings. Now an assault is imminent. It will kill countless civilians.

President Biden must back his words with action. End all offensive military aid to Israel.

Let’s talk about Baby Reindeer and the fat stalker trope.

Baby Reindeer wouldn’t feel fatphobic if there were more, other, better fat characters out there. If there were lots of fat people on TV playing many varied and contrasting roles, one creepy stalker one time wouldn’t mean ALL FAT PEOPLE ARE CREEPY STALKERS.

It’s such a small thing and the merch isn’t only plus size clothing in the episode but how cool to watch a plotline on TV where there is an acknowledged lack of it and it’s eventually viewed as a business opportunity instead of a “stop complaining”.

Ok but we talk about how in the latest episode of Hacks, Guy Branum’s character says he started selling Deborah Vance Etsy merch because it didn’t come in his size and Marcus’s response is to respond to the demand and make more?! WE LOVE TO SEE IT

Ancestral Diet Mom Voice is real.

There are still tickets available for my show next Tuesday at the Elysian. Please consider buying them.

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What if we let Liza do Hello, Dolly in a wheelchair and if she gets tired she can leave and she can marry a gay guy at any time during the show if she feels like it. (I want someone to sing “Before The Parade Passes By” and have it feel like she’s donating a kidney)

Like father like daughter 😌

The Footprints poem first appeared in the 1970s. “The Return of the King” was published in 1955. The Footprints poem is just an attempt to syncretize the lesson of Sam carrying Frodo up Mount Doom into Christianity.

As an alumnus of UC Berkeley, I really want to emphasize to the administrators of Columbia University that just ignoring the protestors is a valid and time-proven option. Do you know how many Lesbian Domestic Violence Awareness Villages I just walked around?

Say what you will about Kristi Noem, she loves a gravel pit!

A Million Little Big Little Pieces of Fires Everywhere The Crawdads Sing