Strap in it’s waterproof kindle season at the beach!

Maybe I’m reading too much into this, but Panera discontinuing the Charged Lemonade feels like a really unprecedented corporate admission that the way industry has framed & enabled caffeine consumption could be wrong/harmful! Editors, I’m available to write about this!

We are disgusted and enraged to report that The Inquirer has laid off 5 of our members today.

This is the bulletin we sent to our members a short time ago:

No one can doubt that the horses at the Kentucky Derby are trained specialists. But they probably have close to no idea what’s going on, Haley Weiss reports: theatlantic.com/science/archiv…

If you’re watching the Kentucky Derby consider reading this instead! theatlantic.com/science/archiv…

For The Atlantic, I answered a question that’s been keeping me up at night: Do the horses at the Kentucky derby know what’s going on? theatlantic.com/science/archiv…

Does this work asking for a friend

🚨TODAY, Senate Budget Committee and Oversight Committee Democrats released a 66-page joint staff report on modern-day fossil fuel industry doublespeak on climate change. We've released 10s of thousands of pages of internal execs' docs and communications that shine a light on Big Oil's deception. ⬇️

as the world's foremost Chappell Roan data journalist, I bring you an update on her Spotify monthly listeners – she's increased over tenfold since the start of 2024, which is WILD

A very big deal for East Coast Sports Bra fans, someone let me open one in DC please

We need an empirical study of why it’s impossible to sing Dayenu without speeding up x10

Me when I listen to TTPD for my Swiftie boyfriend

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Me next job interview: “Biggest risk I’ve ever taken? Probably ordering my pre-Passover pizza from a place I hadn’t tried before.”

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First sandals day of the year always feels exactly like the dream where you show up to work without your pants on

Cheesy but hands down the best part of your late 20s is seeing friends blossom into true thought leaders and experts before your eyes. This morning my buddy Dr. Aaron T. defended his thesis on neural networks and it felt like watching a rock concert

As a result of numerous cases of people stealing & selling human remains as “oddities & curiosities,” Minnesota has introduced a bill that would prohibit the sale of human remains. More on the bill here: fox9.com/news/selling-h…

As mocktails and zero-proof beers become mainstream, they’re forcing a reckoning over what makes a drink “adult” if not the alcohol, Haley Weiss reports: theatlantic.com/health/archive…