Amazing western medicine/fairytale mashups from Margaret Adams!!

'Cinderella at the Podiatrist
She comes in wearing a pair of glass heels so high and pointed, they’re obscene. Eases them off and even I, a professional, have a hard time not recoiling...'
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Two new flash fictions up at HAD today, 'Cinderella at the Podiatrist' and 'Rapunzel Gets Referred to the Endocrinologist'! Come for the promise of levity, stay for the sweet patina of cynicism: havehashad.com/preview/hadpos…

SO excited to get to feature 'new fan of HAD' Rick Wade on the site today, with his first literary publication!!

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LOVE today's short from Rick Wade & love the story behind the submission (Seth asked if 'he' could submit to the newbie call, on behalf of his skull-less, Submittable-less father, a 'new fan of HAD' 💀💀)

It's Erin Keane day!!

'Another way to say this is regret

When I tell you this Taco Bell is a mirage
I mean it both is and is not a Taco Bell

It looks like a Taco Bell but cannot fulfill its purpose'

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Big thanks to HAD for publishing these two little weirdos today! 🛁🫀💀

'literally everything he’s said since you came in the grocery store has been some bullshit line from Fight Club and now the place closes in literally two minutes'

Miriam McEwen HAD
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These are ❤️🔥💙🔥

two perfectly weird little prose poems of wonder today from Trey Moody!

'This community has seen me through everything. I once made a bathtub David Byrne bathed in. The lightning comes from a little mechanism. I don’t have any easy answers.'
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'super voice-y, long single-sentence stories with a pop culture hook' is one of my fave drugs.

'... he was just trying to get you to understand 'this is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time,' and you didn’t realize...'
—Miriam McEwen

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yay!!!!!!!

'My professor says found footage is a style usually reserved for more interesting subjects... Like bigfoot, or a bear attack, or a scary run-in with a three-armed ghost living in his third floor attic. He doesn’t see my vision...'

🔥 from Katie Baughman!

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Thanks so much HAD for accepting this very strange little piece. (trigger warning for clowns) 🤡

today's story from Susan Barry-Schulz is everything you want from the title & mroe!

'isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I start my day at 9 AM with Bozo. His nose is red and swollen but honestly, it’s hard for me to tell if he’s been crying...'
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Enormously proud & excited that my first 💀, after 15 unsuccessful tries, is a poem from a work in progress about farts, impending loss, & a reflection on the universality & fear of death. And farts. Thank you to HAD and Aaron Burch! Honored to be in the club. 🥳

excited to welcome Phil Goldstein 🇺🇦🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 to the skulls today!

'The loud ones.
The quiet ones.
The long ones.
The ones you’re embarrassed by.
The ones you try, lamely, to blame on the dog.
I tell you all of this in bed one night
a month after your diagnosis.'
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This is my little creative eclipse piece at HAD that I thought I should repost as the moon blots out the sun. 🌕 🌙 🌚 🌔 havehashad.com/hadposts/we-sh…