Twitter timeline feels like walking onto a crowded bus.

I’m not even trying to talk to someone but I’m hearing a conspiracy theory, a vague description of a breakup, and I don’t trust anyone selling anything at all.

this is truly so original and unpredictable and worth your time! also: funny. Ian Abramson

Watching Ian Abramson’s comedy special “The Heist”. Ian’s a genius and you can tell from this screengrab he’s not afraid to speak THE TRUTH.

The post-moon nickname of Neil Armstrong.

It is time for your periodic reminder of the time Johnny Cash was higher than anyone else has ever been on television

Something crazy about Hollywood's silent film age is that a guy will be driving a train off a cliff while being attacked by lions and you'll think 'Wow, how'd they do that effect!' then you look it up and they literally had lions attack a guy while he drove a train off a cliff

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Become a child star.
2. Beat Michael Jordan while playing for the Lakers.
3. Learn to invent the guitar.

never forget the groundbreaking documentary that Ian Abramson and i made about Black Twitter

My dog hates fireworks (he served in Iraq)

Quit whining everyone. Reality treats you unkind if online, people. A small dot for God happens just knowing, like, zero xeroxes can vanish but not multiply.

This an acronym for your keyboard.

another chilling story from creepy dot org

We asked couples 'What's your partner's least attractive feature?'

Hello everyone. Looking for work in Chicago.
Comedy work? Sure, yes of course.
Other work? Yes, anything!