The guys in the warehouse are celebrating the #WhiteSox 22 losses with a 22% discount off everything in the jimmypardo.bigcartel.com store through this weekend!!! Get in there before the Sox win a game!

3-159. The road to history continues!! #whitesox #selltheteam

Another game, another loss. 3-159, here we come!! #WhiteSox #makinghistory #SellTheTeam
#firesomeoneANYONE

3-159!! #MakeHistory #selltheteam

OK. I’ll be fine with 3-159! Go for history!!
#WhiteSox #SellTheTeam

Hitting the road for a small West Coast swing this Summer!
August 13 - San Francisco - CTT @ Shelton Theater
August 14 - Seattle - The Here-After Theater
August 15 - Portland - The Siren Theater
Ticket links avail at: jimmypardo.com/tour-dates/

THIS Saturday... April 20, I am once again taking over the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank! The great Wendy Liebman ☮️ joins me! Get tix: flapperscomedy.com/shows/jimmy-pa… In the meantime, here's a pic of me hanging out w Mötley Crüe & Sir Paul in 1984.

At this point, I want the Chicago White Sox to lose every remaining game. Fuck it, let’s go for history… 2-160! #selltheteam

This Saturday’s Pop Cultured with Jimmy Pardo will be livestreamed for just $10 via UCB Theatre LA!! Great lineup: Bobby Moynihan, Ashleigh Crystal Hairston, Wayne Federman! Get tix here: ucbcomedy.com/show/pop-cultu…

Next Saturday! April 13 at UCB Theatre LA - Pop Cultured with Jimmy Pardo returns with this terrific lineup: Bobby Moynihan, Ashleigh Crystal Hairston, Wayne Federman! Come on out... everyone in the audience has a chance to win a crap prize! ucbcomedy.com/show/pop-cultu…

Watch this & then help Todd Glass live his dream of doing a crazy big show in the Big Apple!! Top 7 funniest guys in the world!!

Baseball season is here! And that means you score with savings on all 'Lean & (Sorta) Mean 2024 Tour' Merch!! Use code BASEBALL to get 10% off all shirts, posters & pins! Head to jimmypardo.bigcartel.com NOW!!!

Up top, my lunch! Never Not Funny

Turns out Trump was right… the Ronna WAS gone by Easter. MSNBC NBC News

Way to go, Donnie! I say pawn those babies to help w the legal fees!!

I'm convinced Whitesnake is a 40% stakeholder in
SiriusXM. #HereIGoAgain #IsThisLove #JudgementDay #StillOfTheNight

As a reminder, I’m doing one of these dumb things each day on TikTok US! Join me for the journey, won’t you? #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTLL1JKLe/

Fun fact: the master shot camera for the “In Memoriam” segment was positioned at my house.

Tomorrow night, 3/9 @ 7pm PT… it’s another Pop Cultured with Jimmy Pardo at UCB Theatre LA !! Great lineup. Come join us!

ucbcomedy.com/show/pop-cultu…

I just saw a group of teenagers do Shakespeare & their performance was more authentic & emotionally honest than Katie Britt’s SOTU rebuttal.