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John Hornor Jacobs
Books:
A Lush and Seething Hell
Murder Ballads & Other Horrific Tales
The Incorruptibles
Southern Gods

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Texas has been a majority-minority state for years,but has much changed? I wrestled with this for Texas Monthly. Lots of factors (like racism) but I swear Texans are so caught up in our own image that we're stuck in the past. A past that never existed.

texasmonthly.com/news-politics/…

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Someone posted this quote a month or so ago and I've been thinking about it constantly, misremembering it, so today I went out and hunted it down and now I'm presenting it here.

Someone posted this quote a month or so ago and I've been thinking about it constantly, misremembering it, so today I went out and hunted it down and now I'm presenting it here.
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impossible to tell who to support when one side would lose their homes and the other would be totally fine and still very wealthy

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Nobody's mentioning the thing about Threads is that it's obviously Zuckerberg's first jab at Musk. Challenge me to a fight? I'm not just gonna bury you, I'm gonna destroy your investment.

But then Threads sucks. These two are worthless, both thinking they're better than they are

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I mean, people stay in abusive relationships forever, there's nothing a ghost can do that's more scary than the misery humans inflict on one another.

In other news, I have a forthcoming story in The Continental literary mag with this exact premise: 'The Ghost at Number One'

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Shew. This is only the SYNOPSIS! Almost 25 thousand words. The fifth iteration. What a beast of a book is this thing going to be. I can't wait to tell you all about it.

Shew. This is only the SYNOPSIS! Almost 25 thousand words. The fifth iteration. What a beast of a book is this thing going to be. I can't wait to tell you all about it.
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I need a D&D expert - dare I say a rules lawyer? - who knows everything about 5e to answer a very specific question for me, privately. Anyone got a recommendation for me?

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🚨🚨GOP Sen. Dan Sullivan vows to “eliminate all funding of public libraries” in Arkansas connected with ALA.

He’s up for election in 2024. If you live in Jonesboro or care about public libraries, we need your help to beat him so he never gets the chance to defund our libraries.

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If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court

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rich guy: *on phone* hey, lester, listen i want you to jack up the price of pitchforks like… i don’t know. 1000 percent

theguardian.com/news/2023/jun/…

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A shit tonne of Republicans are not gonna like the new Indiana Jones movie because it leans into punching, shooting, lighting on fire, throwing from a train, blowing up NAZIS.

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