WHAT IS THIS REAL 🥹🥹🥹

For all those asking, yes, I’ve seen him and yes, I’m thrilled with his outfit choice. 🥵🥵🥵

Hoes lookin like they belong at the Carolina Cup and I would know (all of these photos were taken pre-iPhone)

I’ll say it - a lot of the outfits the girls are wearing to the Kentucky Derby today/in recent years are trashy!! You’re supposed to be dressed like an old lady with tons of money!! Not with your boobs in your mouth and your pussy out!! TIME AND PLACE LADIES

Btw all this rap beef stuff is exactly the same kind of sleuthing/excitement the Swifties have when we get a new album so I don’t want to hear it EVER AGAIN

When are these two just gonna KISS

BOTCHED: Circumcision

New OUT OF ORDER coming today!

You guys are going to feel like you’re in the box with us. Trust 🫶🏻

How adorable is this little program from the arena for Taylor Swift next week 😭😭😭😭 I CANT BELIEVE WE’RE GOING gia (taylor’s version)

Everything I’ve seen from this Star Wars murder mystery is so hilarious but Jeff D. Lowe steals the show. Crying real tears at this

Kelly Keegs Tommy Smokes Joey Camasta O'MALLEY The mean girls and the bitchy gays talking shit about everyone at lunchtime

The cool girls who smoke in the bathroom between classes

THE DECISION HAS BEEN MADE I RIDE W KENDRICK

Sorry Smoke this is bigger than you now

I would accept

MY HONEY BEEEEEEE COME AND GET THIS POLLEN

THATS THAT ME ESPRESSO

NYC is falling apart and I have to get out of here. So I tried to become country and join The Montana Boyz

New Smokes Show live now. I think it’s the funniest of the year. Please watch it!
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CANCEL ALL OF MY PLANS

Sorry Frank!