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Jam on the Curtains I bet he'd be tutting the whole time. 'Do you really need those skis?' He'd say while standing by a shelf of alms you'd been ignoring, 'I know they are on sale and it did snow last week... but would you not be better off getting a few of these for the poor?'

Utter nightmare

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Jam on the Curtains Nah. The only yogurt he buys, as a kind of homage to his mother is danone.*

*Da none... his ma was a virgin, y‘see? It's very clever

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