On a related note, #heartbleed is not a virus, you fucking morons. #HeartbleedVirus

NSA The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

Mike Masnick @NSA_PAO NSA NSA Public Relations

Sadly, this is how our interviews have been going lately: youtube.com/watch?feature=…

@highkingnikolas yuuuup.

@hwsnicholls yes - make a few forum posts talking about jihad and we'll show you exactly how it works.

@xsarcastic1x no, and no, but we can spy on all your shit

Ofuk, you want metasploit? You don't have the XP. You have to go to the murky swamp and fight the squidmonster.

You want ettercap? Cave. Dungeon. Bring a sword. Oh, you need libraries to install it? See the wizard on the mountain. GOOD LUCK! :D HAH!

Where this angry mechanic got skeletons and monsters and whatnot to protect his tools? No idea. But it's how we model the NSA now.

I think the world of D&D was invented by an angry mechanic who was sick of people using his tools, so he hid them in caves and dungeons.