It’s not just you treating our couch like a doomsday bunker that is at issue here. It is also you being under the bed. And under that little end table in the den, which is admittedly less of a big deal.
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[inhaling 6 large coffees to achieve 150% productivity at work] Don't talk to me until I've had my capitalism!!! theoutline.com/post/8936/coff…

'We have a few animals that can actually catch the virus, the great apes, gorillas, and chimps and the people working with those animals immediately began wearing masks.'
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Scott Stapp reached spectacular, undeniable heights of commercial success while also inspiring intense vitriol from vocal haters — and then publicly unraveled.
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We probably can’t tell yet just what we’re missing out on when we transfer social life from the real world to the virtual.
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We all have to find a way to float together. theoutline.com/post/7267/livi…

We have repeatedly made it clear that you may venture wherever you please in this house, and are even willing to work with the fact that you are a 16-pound Pomeranian-Shetland mix who lacks opposable thumbs by opening doors when you need them opened.
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'I can go two to three hours without talking to another human being because we are all in our own departments staying away from one another.'
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Scott Stapp’s breakdown was uniquely extreme, detailed and vivid, especially given his and Creed’s strong messaging about redemption.
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Without any alternatives, we’ll all have to get used to virtual stand-ins, and fast.
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Obscene amount of Creed got blasted while doing this absurd pet project of a story. Dreams really do come true! c/o Jeremy Gordon The Outline

i wrote an open letter to my dog theoutline.com/post/8935/an-o…

Dearest Nora,
It gives me no pleasure to write you this letter, especially in a forum as public as this one; however, your recent actions have left me no choice in the matter.
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Heather DeBord is a 48-year-old zookeeper at Zoo Knoxville.
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During Creed’s heyday, Scott Stapp became synonymous with Christian rock, long locks flailing as he belted lyrics about overcoming his struggles through faith. Then he unraveled.
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The most enlightened of all hot-beverage vessels is a stout, narrow ceramic mug shaped like a cylinder, exactly as wide at the brim as at the base. All else is folly.
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We have found ourselves in the midst of medically necessary self-imposed isolation during an era when more people are living alone than in quite possibly any point in human history. theoutline.com/post/8932/cell…

At the moment, masks carry with them a social cost — namely that wearing one might make you look goofy. We got you some cooler inspiration.
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Reardon was hospitalized — with his partner, who works at a hospital, taking him in “because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me.”
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The essential problem is this: if a system is a joined whole, then the U.S. does not have a health care system.
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