I am not a real doctor but I am a real worm wapo.st/3ydvblk

I am not a real doctor but I am a real worm wapo.st/3ydvblk

Kristi, darling, I understand completely [guest opinion from Cruella DeVil] washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/…

Kristi, darling, I understand COMPLETELY by Cruella DeVille wapo.st/4aebwz7

gift links to my columns from this week, from The Founders Take On Trump’s Immunity Claim wapo.st/3U8t7lS

to Tortured Poets on Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department wapo.st/3wcZaZV

to Operation: Post-Dobbs Edition wapo.st/4bdVkyq

[A mysterious, disheveled New Founder materializes suddenly out of thin air, looking worse for wear.]
Mysterious, disheveled New Founder: One more thing! Put in: “And just to be clear, the president can’t do crimes.”

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“but if the president does it, maybe, isn’t it, you know, not illegal”

*Richard Nixon, enraged, comes bursting out of the earth*

listen everyone knows that if the president says “oops” it’s not illegal

“a tautology you can’t escape” is the name of my debut album

here is what I wrote after yesterday’s oral arguments wapo.st/4bdsY7J

GOUVERNEUR MORRIS

What family doesn’t love to hear the cries of, “Wait! Before you take action to save the patient’s life, let’s check which state we’re in! To the rule book!” or “Doctor! Stop right there! I’m Justice Samuel Alito!” washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/…

.Alexandra Petri has done the impossible! She has found out what actual tortured poets think about TaylorSwift's new album.

You read that correctly!

Here are reviews from Edgar Allan Poe, T.S. Eliot, Emily Dickinson, Dante and many others: wapo.st/3UEeaJX

Samuel Taylor Coleridge: I loved “The Albatross”!!!
Edgar Allan Poe: I kept waiting for other birds.
Not enough birds in this album I would say overall washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/…

From Alexandra Petri: Tortured poets discuss Taylor Swift’s 'The Tortured Poets Department' wapo.st/49OvIY1

good morning! the wireless praise printer is never far from my thoughts wapo.st/4cVLF1n

more questions for potential jurors wapo.st/3Jmo4tc

juror questions wapo.st/3Jmo4tc