Napoleon III should be called Nepoleon

When I worked shifts I was once so tired I found my car keys in the fridge in between two packets of ham

I'd buy a basement flat, m8.

YOU: I'm moving next week.... would you like to have
my vacuum cleaner?
ME: You don't need it anymore?
YOU: Nah, all it does is collect dust RS

Abraham Lincoln at the end of the first half:

Why didn't they ever execute people in winter in the past?

I don't get what's so special about a summery execution. Was the light better?

Am proofreading a forthcoming book and have been introduced to a new one-man tribute act: Pete Ubu.

He has fact-checkers?

So he’d read both articles, vaguely remembered them, somehow conflated them and didn’t think it was worthwhile going back to the source to check he’d got it right before the book went to press?

I had no idea there were any witches called Ron.

Doctor Who bounce.

Retweet, not copy.

Weird chain letter crap is back.

'A brilliant musical almanac' - Jonathan Coe
'This splendid book proves that trivia need not be trivial' - theartsdesk.com
'A book of events that's an event in itself' - David Quantick
'Brimming with new discoveries' - Peter Curran

#DontStopTheMusic , out in paperback, Thurs 30 May.

Hello everyone.
I've written a book x

Bit rough around the edges, glorious on the waterfront at sunset, known for its modern architecture, Smeaton’s Tower as the Columbus Monument, Union Street as El Raval - yeah, I’m seeing this.

think there's a 'Plymouth, England's Barcelona' take going begging if anyone wants it

'Screw you, Hamble.'

Early Awkwafina is Nora from Queens lyric.

David Quantick Dear Grudence.