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Y’all Mother: Give me a grandchild, my son is a man

Son on X: “bookmarked”

Read this line somewhere as a child and I almost ran mad cos I didn’t know chest also meant box and I kept wondering how 15 men were on his chest.

'Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum'

- Treasure Island,
Robert Louis Stevenson, 1883

What you need is pankere, not advice

Happy birthday ' our Aunty Tolu with the fine dog that came to visit' 😁😁😁 Tolulope , Many happy returns of the day and I pray you'll continue winning.
Many happy returns of the day, and I've sent your gift through (Àpésìn) , I hope he has delivered o.

The problem is that experts are not experts. Say dollar index dey rise no mean say currencies no fit gain on am. The dollar is rising, relative to what? Because FX market is about currency pairs.

This is simply because the Naira is rising at a rate higher than the Dollar when you compare both to other currencies.

Since the Naira and dollar are not the only two currencies in existence, you have to take the two of them and compare with a third currency to understand this

He has o
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'displeasing anuses'
😭😭😭😭😭

Penfold Let them do their selective reading as usual.

There was an option of a fine (300k) in what you refenced, and that is what the conversation is about

Darasinmi is not doing any time, she took the fine option

Now ask yourself why the same leniency wasn't extended to Idris and stop being disingenuous

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Penfold Lesson for Celebrities and influencers: they should not rely on their connections with govt officials for help.

They should stay humble, act within the confines of the law and be cautious of being taken advantage of.

You're making it about Bobrisky when in reality it's about the day someone in power would feel offended by you for whatsoever reason and use a flimsy excuse to punish you disproportionately while pretending to be upholding the law.

Penfold I'm here wondering where those his people he is always bragging about are. I mean 'ma ni ki won gbe é' 'ewon lo ma ku si' threats are obviously because he has people up there. Where are those people?

'After God, na Government'

- Otunba Portable Omolalomi, 1874
Idolo Philosopher of The Brotherhood

Reading through the updated charges, it's obvious someone with influence is pissed with Idris.

From the way they've framed the charges, LIRS and FIRS might soon request a seat at the table too.

May shim mother's head be with shim

No surprise there, it's been obvious from the beginning that there's more to this.
I'm not just sure if it's vendetta or vindictiveness

OLUWAKAYODE 🇳🇬🔴⚪ Penfold What is the 'matter'? The matter as stated by their CEO...
punchng.com/lagos-calabar-…

fxtvmxh π Penfold At all, Channels did a small report recently and the owner was talking about the progress of the conversation they are having..

OAPs and not fact checking their infos.

They are part of the misinformation problem we have in our society.