Hojb my Bjerg while I give the ball to Foden

Nah mate, we'll play the high line, they haven't got the players to get in behind us.

Doughty defensive play by the plucky non-league team here

Still 0-0 after four minutes - Spurs are crushing this

Glamping: your questions facetiously answered.

Ask Shrimsley: is it time to try glamping? via Financial Times
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They to a successful glamping trip is the formula GL>AMP.

You want a GL which is several multiples of the AMP. If you still need to go to Mountain Warehouse beforehand there are probably still too many units of AMP per GL.
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Re Apple ad apology. Ordinarily I'd agree with the below but in this case the ad also revealed something about the company - namely its disdain for all non-tech creative process and inability to see what it was saying.

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When your smartphone tries to be too smart > really enjoyed this piece by Tim Harford ft.com/content/178ab8… via @ft

'The rebel right cannot help themselves. Unwilling to strike, they continue to wound. They are no longer fighting for the election but are engaged solely in making mainstream Tories, primarily Sunak, own the defeat.' Great piece by robert shrimsley ft.com/content/547810… @ft

He 100 per cent would have

Forensic dissection of Labour's workers' rights policy shifts. Thread by Jim Pickard 🐋

Is there no stopping this woman?

Dominic Cummings launches new subscriptions drive for his Substack

People will disagree with his politics and obviously the serious and real issue which led to his loss of office, but Nadhim Zahawi travelled a lot further than most politicians and was uniformly regarded (even by opponents) as an effective minister.

Lovely piece by ⁦Emma Jacobs 💅⁩ - at least the right Beigel shop survived - complete with proper spelling!

Closure of Beigel Shop leaves a hole in London’s East End via Financial Times
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There a really strong 'What you doing on our property?' vibe to the way they are walking towards the camera.

'You are trespassing and I'm going to have to ask you to leave'