Rob Palk He wanted to unstoppably rut as Mr Pastry

Dr Who should be an asexual old weird guy, like he was in the war, I do not want to picture the TV timelord oiled and glistening, unstoppably rutting away

The Tories should promise to stop Dr Who from looking as though he fucks

Socialism, as Oscar Wilde said, “would relieve us from that sordid necessity of living for others.”

You know who did 'match each other's freak?' Hindley and Brady. So think on

All qualities that scream 'impregnate me'

Richard M. Sherman along with his brother Robert B., Have the distinction of writing songs that won Oscars , Grammy's , topped the charts but also were sung (and adapted) in school playgrounds and on football terraces. Their wonderful work appeared on the 1st LP I ever bought.

I often think of Adam Faith's last words

Rob Palk Wonder which side Rishi was on for Blur v Oasis, perhaps he saw Country House as amusingly down & out

Rob Palk friend of mine was in oxford conservative society. not a week went by without someone arguing for divine right of kings or some shit

Rob Palk No room for Will Shakespeare in Sir Kier Starmer's government.

Ok, after the announcement from Rishi about bringing back national service, what crazy idea will they announce to bring back next?
#NationalService

Rob Palk All Catholics to swear allegiance to the King before they can go to university.

I’m going to just openly predict right now that out of desperation Rishi is going to open the Pandora’s Box of “this polls very well but it’s because there’s something wrong with us and we should not do it” and state that if he wins he’s going to bring back the death penalty

Deirdre Rashid, in jail

(I hadn't actually clocked that I'm the same age as the Prime Minister until just then and now need a lie down in a darkened room)

I'm more or less the same age as Sunak and I am too young to remember people unironically saying 'bring back National Service', he might as well promise to reinstate the Corn Laws