It's @lakings fault for giving Pierre Luc Dubois non-performance bonuses

Why the hell was Dubois on ice for power plays, final minute and a half, or at all? x - LA Kings

Thx to Mike McMahan & Joe Chandler for insisting their writers have Writers Guild of America West coverage that all animation writers deserve! Thx to CBS Studios for doing right thing. If u have a pitch for an animated series, take it to studios that don’t screw writers! Call Writers Guild of America West for info

Congrats Ridiculousness writers for knowing your worth and successfully fighting for what you deserve!

PL Dubois finally impacting a game. x - LA Kings

Just like 'I Love Lucy' led to a generation of babies named Lucy, get ready for a whole lotta kids named Elsbeth

Nice to see Johnson give Biden standing o

Biden starting later than Madonna

Ran into Richard Lewis in Improv bathroom 1982, said I'm a fan. RL: 'Thanks. You a comic?' me: 'no, just open mics' RL: 'Do you go on stage?' me: 'yeah' RL: 'Do you tell jokes?' me: 'yeah' RL:'Then you're a comic.' He could've just said thanks and left. Never forgot it

This Sunday on The Simpsons, world class word pronouncer and syllable annunciator Matt Berry Matt Berry guest-stars at Kids Formula 1 commentator Chester Arborday (8 PM on FOX)

Congrats to Alex Baze and all the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers on #WritersGuildAwards nom!

Congratulations to all The Simpsons & Futurama on Hulu writers nominated for Writers Guild of America West awards! These wonderful people all deserve this crazy award that looks kind of like a pen and an bird and a book were mushed together and somehow that means writing.

Congratulations to Carolyn Omine Rob LaZebnik Tim Long and Loni Steele Sosthand on wga script nominations! The Simpsons

Agreed. And I’m incredibly biased.

Eight-year-old me watching with family. Dad: 'Jesus Christ, get a load of these fucking assholes'

Season three premieres tonight!

Check out this special from one of the many hilarious writers on Late Night with Seth Meyers!

Followed by Joni Mitchell singing “Ice Cream Castles In The Air”

Please have the decency to fire yourself.

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I love making plans with my friends who have kids because I know there’s a 90% chance they’ll cancel.