comet ping pong is the best the shows there go so hard

sometimes its okay to meow in public but the woke is trying to hide this knowledge

not beating the predatory towing company allegations

it’s too late. i’ve already depicted myself as the cat with the strong, angular face, and you as the cat with the turkey neck. it’s over before it even began

it's genuinely wild that downtown atlantis in the 70s was a literal parking lot

🔁RETWEET🔁 if you think that we should strip adhders of their rights to help them cope‼️

'Based on range, electric buses will be planned for 9 trips per day, diesel buses closer to 38'

Transit system shouldn't be allowed to consider their own emissions

RUNNING MORE BUSES is how you get mode shift away from cars

(h/t UsesTransit)

i should go back to eating meat

i should eat more refined carbs

they have played us for absolute fools

reminder that there is literally nothing you can do to stop this from coming to pass

waiter! waiter! more textured soy protein please!!!

> longest peak headway is 10 minutes, shortest is 5
> fastest recovering post-pandemic ridership of any major transit agency
> bus redesign is on the way
> DC verkehrsverbund is happening

Did your faith ever waiver, anon?

A British man goes to book his NHS appointment.

‘The soonest we can book you in is 2029’.

‘Morning or afternoon?’

‘What does it matter, it’s five years from now?’

‘I’ve booked a train ticket for the afternoon’

hazel☀️ i’m tweeting over here my hypothesis of “every White American trans girl is Anglo, Italian, or Jewish or somehow a linear combination thereof” stays winning

the only legal breakfast should be bread and olive oil with an espresso

I'm getting really into semicolons; great way to break up my run-in thoughts without a full interruption

politicians are so silly to think that they can use the bureaucratic state to dissuade people from being trans

it'll definitely cause us a headache but they have a lot of hubris to think they can stop what's happening