Land of Tope & Dory 🐀(@lookeyhere4) 's Twitter Profile Photo

He's not the Prime Minister, tomorrow he won't be an MP, any normal person living in Uxbridge & South Ruislip would be arrested for flouting court order so why hasn't Boris Johnson been arrested? Metropolitan Police

He's not the Prime Minister, tomorrow he won't be an MP, any normal person living in Uxbridge & South Ruislip would be arrested for flouting court order so why hasn't Boris Johnson been arrested? @metpoliceuk 

#Byelections #BorisJohnsonphone #Newsnight
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BionicDread(@bionic_dread) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Such a shame that now we'll probably never know what was on the . If only there were small shops like this one in every fucking town centre in the country that could unlock it for a fiver...👇🙄

Such a shame that now we'll probably never know what was on the #BorisJohnsonPhone.  If only there were small shops like this one in every fucking town centre in the country that could unlock it for a fiver...👇🙄
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Blessed Cheesemaker(@rikwhin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“In order to avoid my password being lost, I had it tattooed onto my penis, which I then hid inside the vagina of a woman who wasn’t my wife….”

“In order to avoid my password being lost, I had it tattooed onto my penis, which I then hid inside the vagina of a woman who wasn’t my wife….” #BorisJohnsonphone
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Eliot Carroll(@Southflint) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey Metropolitan Police GCHQ
If our former Prime Minister fails to comply & his failure to comply could be a matter of national security, why isn’t RIPA being actioned?

ContemptOfCourt phone

Hey @metpoliceuk @GCHQ #MI5
If our former Prime Minister fails to comply & his failure to comply could be a matter of national security, why isn’t RIPA being actioned?

#BorisJohnsonContemptOfCourt #BorisJohnson #BorisJohnsonphone
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Da Doo Ron(@DooRon31) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, we can send rockets into space and land them again but no one can retrieve that fat tramp’s WhatsApps? Get him in the jail

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